napping dirty

today, panzer insisted that he was going to take a nap on the dirty clothes in the laundry room.  ??

he faked it for a good 10 minutes with his eyes squeezed shut before he decided no nap was to be had at all.

assistant chef

today, panzer helped mommy make mashed potatoes.  he was supposed to wash the potatoes.  at least the floor got a little cleaner ...

elephant ride

today, panzer rode an elephant.

talk to the hand

today, panzer held a really long conversation with granny todd.  he covered a lot of topics, such as chicken, monkeys, and what mohs is doing.  when i tried to talk to him at the same time, he covered his other ear with his hand and said "i talk!"  yeesh.

let the boys be boys ... slam!

today, panzer learned he can shut his head in the door while he's wearing daddy's motorcycle helmet and it won't hurt.  hee hee hee.

savor the flavor

today, panzer began a disgusting stage of holding food in his mouth -- today, it was all the way home from miss pam's house, and i still have no idea what it was.

i don't know why he does this -- it's not like we don't have an endless supply of food for him.  inevitably, the juicy mess ends up squirting someplace incomplete.  like the bedsheets.  yay.

fix it

today, panzer took his new dancing handy manny toolbox (that has no volume control, thanks GT) and fixed his bike with it.

more GT

today, panzer pointed at the starbucks lady and declared her "granny todd!"

unscrewed

today, panzer snuck off and tried to put some more toothpaste on his toothbrush.

yeesh ... caught him in the nick of time, but adding "screw tops" to the list of panzer-accessible items.

mohs drink it

today, panzer insisted on sharing his water with mohs (who was only too grateful to get his slobbery little face all over P's cup).  

P:  mohs hungry.  mohs drink it.

can't wait for them to be best buds <3